July 2008
5 posts
#8 The restroom of your public high school is...
In other words: he’s dirty/filthy/gross or has a home that is.
I dated a guy for a few months who lived in a rented house with several other 20-something guys. Now, we all know that when dudes live together in a house setting it’s rarely “Martha Stewart” living. Heck, even when several ladies share a bathroom it can get gunky at times, though women typically have a...
#7 A "Potty" Mouth
No, no, no. Not cursing. Cursing has yet to be a deal breaker for me (probably because I curse when I get very excited in a conversation). I’m not even talking about your basic bathroom humor. If you don’t want to date a guy who still laughs at a fart or poop joke you might just want to scratch the whole gender all together. I’m talking about dating a guy who announces what...
#6 Unbearable accent
This one is submitted by ABM124. She writes:
“Deal breaker—-bad accent, like long island”
Totally.
Now, I know there are a lot of women out there who have a thing for guys with “Hot Accents”. Hot accents typically are British or Spanish or Southern. Hot Accents can turn a guy who would usually be about a 7 at least a 9.8. But I am not one of those women...
#5 Lame email/lame screen name
In 4th grade my friends and I were doodling our names on the chalkboard in our Hebrew School classroom before our teacher arrived. I was writing my full name really big and ran out of room midway through my last name. It was in that moment that I realized that I had “one of those last names”, you know the ones that if you’re not careful can be mispronounced or dissected into...
#4 Bad Teeth
I’m 26 so by now I’ve dated just about every smile there is. I’ve dated guys with perfect teeth. I’ve dated guys with crooked teeth. I even dated a guy who loved that his incisors were a little fang-like and I was totally okay with that. But BAAAAD teeth like one tooth that is half the size of it’s neighboring teeth, a tooth 7 shades darker than the rest, or...